Mens Occult Dark Vaporwave Shorts

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Occult Sadness in Full Spectrum

These basketball shorts channel ancient mysteries through neon light. The occult sad design glitches with that specific kind of melancholy—where mysticism meets vaporwave, where the darkness pulses with electric energy.

Goth is too black and white. Punk is too analog. These shorts exist in the static between—perfect for those who understand that sadness can be beautiful, that the occult can glow.

Features:

  • Comfortable athletic fit
  • Occult sad vaporwave all-over print
  • Perfect for gym, sports, or casual wear
  • Where ancient symbols meet neon-punk aesthetics
  • Express your beautiful melancholy in motion

From Lachrymal Gems—the sound of a tear hitting a glowing keyboard.